The 6 Dumbest Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trends
Taking meetings with Milwaukee advertising companies named to be the title line of a TED-Talk-style PowerPoint presentation is risky. Down in the Third Ward a charismatic pitchman pulls you into abstractions. In dark denim and deliberately disheveled, the coffee snob snake-oil salesman hits you with the following jive:
Marketing is ethereal. The customer journey is a meandering road beyond the 7 touchpoints, through the land of STORYTELLING and the enchanted THOUGHT LEADERSHIP forest. Using complex analytics, we CRACK those touchpoints to tell a strong and consistent brand story and BANG! Marketing.
That’s why we’re Crackbang Digital Marketing Solutions.
Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trope 1: Forward Motion
Examples: Thrust Branding, Accelerant Marketing, Whirr Creative
Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trope 2: Fire, Combustion and Force
Examples: Arson Digital, Campfire Smell Creative, Kablooey Solutions
Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trope 3: Allusion to the Very High-up
Examples: Floorboard Creative, Obelisk Branding, Dirigible Consulting
Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trope 4: Circular Motion
Examples: Centrifuge Digital, Revolution Creative, Gyroscope Branding
Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trope 5: The MisSpel
Examples: Awe-dacity Design, Ascyndunce Marketing Co, Kharge Kreative
Milwaukee Advertising Company Name Trope 6: WordMerge and Imagi-Phrase
Examples: Mindsnap Creative, Velociruption Technologies, SlamFizz Communications
iNET is different.
In marketing, “telling your story” or “we believe” mission statements don’t matter. What matters is that your marketing is profitable. That means understanding how real customers are searching, putting your business in front of them, and making it easy to contact you.